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Last week a patient of a Caribbean origin landed in our ward with a blood disorder (which country shall not be named coz apart from dr - patient confidentiality, his country also has long range nuclear ballistic capability).


During the course of his treatment he had multiple visits from his country's ambassador. Which shows how genuine their concern over their fellow countrymen' wellbeing.


Maybe it just me, but i felt that with the ambassador's daily visit, things got speed up a little - with a bone marrow aspiration done in less than 24 hour. Which I must confess I haven't seen that happen with the other ordinary Malaysian patients (malu... malu).


This guy however know zilch of English coz they were once conquered by Spanish. Luckily their embassy could provide us with a translator.


Which was hilarious at times coz me being a highly imaginative person felt like being in a RTM 4pm Spanish telenovela with my name tag says Dr Drake Ramore...

...uttering "Te quiero con todo mi corazon"

(with dramatic facial expression).