29 August 2008

Thank you for smoking

Malaysian public and mass media have forever blasted our public hospital/clinic/A & E waiting hour. Accusing doctors for incompetency and what not. Even though it's true that long consultation takes place. However they are unavoidable since communication breakdown happen not just between 2 lovers but also between patient and doctor.

For me mostly the challenge stems out from the difficulties in taking medical history. As the old medical axiom says: "99% of diagnosis comes from accurate history".



What I could easily achieved in 10 mins in overseas, takes twice as long in Malaysia. Here is some of my personal favourite.

Q: Pakcik dah bape lama ade darah tinggi?

A: Dah lamaa, sejak anak pakcik yang sulung tu lahir.
- Yup, great as if i know his eldest son personally, please be more specific uncle.

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Q: Makcik bawak tak ubat, boleh saya tengok?

A: Nah (She emptied an old expired multivitamin bottle onto the bed - at least 5 different types of drug mixed together came out)

- Those unlabelled medications really speed up our consultation time.
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Q: Okay, saya rase masalah jantung ni okay, kite jumpe 6 bulan lagi.

A: Hmm okay, tapi boleh tak tengok telinga pakcik jap.. macam ade lendir keluar, dah 6 bulan.

- The habit of showing 10 different types of medical problems in one clinic visit

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Q: Your heart attack is related to your smoking habit.

A: But doc I have quit.

Q: Oh okay.. Since when?

A: Yesterday.

- Buddy that doesn't count

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Q: So you had an abdominal surgery done it Selayang Hospital a year ago , exactly what did they do?

A: Hmm i dunno, they never told me... Hmm why don't you check your record?

- If someone cuts open your tummy, please pay attention on things he/she removes.

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Q: You'd been admitted 5 times into Ampang Hospital before, why did you come here this time?

A: I like to try new hospital, it might be better here.

- Argghh 'doctor shopping' isn't a good idea. Your '2 volume' medical record is not here.

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Q: Asoo, kenapa datang hospital, apa sakit?

A: Aaa.. sebab... aaa tatau cakap melayu.

Q: Anak mana, biar saya cakap dengan die.

A: Dia balik rumah.


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Q: So how can i help you?

A: I got breast lump here - since 2 years ago.

Q: Great! you've come to the right place. Here in A & E, we give priority to chronic breast lump.








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